[BECK - DEVILS HAIRCUT]

The Black Hills of South Dakota are famous for a lot of things. Crazy Horse, the Badlands, Mt. Rushmore… If you’ve ever randomly found yourself on I-90 in western south dakota, I guarantee you’ve seen sign after sign, after sign… after sign… after sign… after sign… for one of my favorite places IN south dakota.
[STAND NEXT TO YAZ, AND PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER]
Screw Rushmore, Wall Drug
[JUMP UP AND DOWN SHAKING YAZ, AND HAVE HER GRIMMACE, AND SAY “OMG IM SO EXCITED!”]

[GET SHOTS OF STREETS, AND OLD TIME PHOTOS OF WALL DRUG WHILE EXPLAINING HISTORY AND FREE WATER. GET A SHOT OF US CHEERSING THE FREE WATER “AND THEY STILL HAVE… FREE WATER… CHEERS… *GULP WATER* AHHH… FREE”]